Tom Cruise is a Fucking Dambass

And I'm not alone in thinking as much neither

Even David Lynch has got me back on this un

By the way, thank yer David

Aye, yer hella cool to oblige me here like yer do.

Yeah , Scientologists are the only ones

 who can help at an accident scene Tom.

Paramedics just get in the way;

I've been saying that fer years.

Thank you Tom!

See?

Tol' yer he was a fucking dumbass

But please note if yer will that bein' a Scientologist

isn't what makes Tom Cruise a fucking Dumbass,

it's juss what makes him more so of one.

*Sighs

Tom decided to try to ruin Christmas fer Max,
who is one of me Poetry students/Muses/Friends.

He has a problem with Max, I'm not sure
just what all their bizarre history entails,

I'm thinkin' it has to do with a cell phone bill tho'

Well, at any rate, and at some point,
a discourse took place between 'em
and o'course Tom juss will not let it go.

Let it go Tom!

I had asked Max what he wanted fer Christmas,
and Max instantly told me that all he wanted
for Christmas was a jar for his toenail clippings.

Oh, and world peace too.

(No! Do not 'Aw' his world peace request,
trust, this he wants fer his own evil agenda.)

Anyway...

So o'course I got Max a jar fer Christmas.

And a jolly grand un at that.

But before I could give it to him...

Alas!

Tom Cruise stole it!

Sonofabitch!

Whatever this problem is he has with Max,
causes him to invariably attempt to make
Max's life even more a challenge.

Like life for 16 year-old isn't difficult enough
so's in need of Tom Cruise to pick on him?

Yeah Tom, yer an asshole

I've been sayin' such fer years I have

Okay, there's so much more wrong
than mere jar stealin' in that scene.

Therefore I have nothing to comment on
really other than this pissed off Pollyester
who is me alter-ego and generally content
enough in her padded cell coloring with her
Purple crayons and eatin' tapioca pudding.

Unless she senses me tact and passivity
juss isn't cuttin' it with some of the more
difficult folks we on occasion encounter.

Should this be the case then she's quick
to come uh-oh, out of her cell and ease
the stress and hassle of such said difficulties.

She, like me, is not a fan of Tom Cruise either
She is however vetty protective over Max

Oh my, Tom fucked up big time stealin'
the jar that I had got Max fer Christmas

Matter Settled